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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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By Typidiot - 25/10/2017 01:37

Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By anonymouschicka - 01/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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By 360whoroscoped - 16/01/2015 18:05 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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By ellie - 23/02/2011 07:10 - Australia

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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Bemajinn 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:07

YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession

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courk94 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:20

If you were psychic, shouldn't you have predicted that one coming ? xD

dabmaster 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:20

Should have seen that one coming

allthethings 0

Friday 27 January 2012 3:53

**misspelled. **flyer. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

sk8er1039 0

Friday 10 February 2012 15:21

That's a load of shit you just want there money!

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 27 February 2012 8:29

You should have seen that coming then.

nana_star 27

Monday 25 June 2012 21:36

Maybe OP is pagan. Spelling like a retard is totally a pagan thing.

icxiibunnie 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 10:27

Haha bet you didn't see that coming XD

rockybalboaaa_ 6

Tuesday 28 August 2012 20:35

You also misspelled "misspelled" . It's not "misspelt" , dumb ass .

Gabrielo_fml 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 5:48

Didn't forsee that did you?

yenidewi 11

Wednesday 31 October 2012 15:21

hahhahahahahhahahaha ....

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