Miscellaneous: Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:52

Are you blond?

MutherFuther099 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:54

That happened to me before..

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flamminbunny 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 22:20

I've done that with sunglasses while they were on my head lol

bakbak_fml 1

Monday 10 October 2011 0:32

been there done that

zanygirl707 0

Monday 10 October 2011 2:52

You where high right? Lol

sueannpalma 7

Monday 10 October 2011 3:25

Lmao I think every one have done this at some point hlol

lilnuggs4 1

Monday 10 October 2011 3:37

that's funny/typical not bad..

wriptidez 0

Monday 10 October 2011 4:58

ur too stressed relax

SnailJamsss 6

Monday 10 October 2011 5:06

Not everyones got to admit it, but every single person has done something like this before.

spicywatermelon 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:34

Stoned?

FMLer22 0

Monday 10 October 2011 9:45

Haha that happens to me all the time :)

EvilAngel410 2

Monday 10 October 2011 14:34

yeh I've done that... -.-

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