Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I was talking to someone on the phone, and then I panicked because I couldn't find it, searching for it while speaking on the phone, asking them to call it. It wasn't until they started laughing did I realise that it was up against my ear. FML
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SenGaeriel 3
Are you blond?
MutherFuther099 0
That happened to me before..
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Comments (127)
lifeisbutadream3 0
It's called ADHD. Try some adderall.
lisha88 1
Ive done that lol
MarineWifey88 3
By the way, as far as the whole blonde joke thing goes, they're hilarious! I'm naturally blonde. And not an iffy dirty blonde. Its platinum. And I love blonde jokes. I laugh when I hear them and tell themself. I'm confident enough to find them funny. Some people just take life way too seriously.
white16sox 19
Wow comment reply fail. That was directed at a comment a couple up.
hurtandabused 7
Ive done that!
Bree12345 15
Story of my life
ZoeElizabeth 0
I do that all the time. Except I'll start talking to whoever is on the phone about how I can't find it...
tomboy13 0
Hahahahhahahahahahah that's funny
Miss_Attitude96 24
Lol, my mom did the same thing only with her sunglasses. She was screaming about her F***ing sunglasses disappearing. It was so hilarious, that I didn't tell that they were on her head the whole time.
xDefiant 4
Unfortunately I have done that..multiple times.
Cheylea 10
I have done the EXACT same thing!! Don't feel bad :p