Intimacy: Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

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Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

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Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Top comments

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:04

Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!

Ducklord21 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:07

He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...

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thefallen12 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:23

I organize my ****! For if I want to make it quick or go nice and slow.

Tsukiyomi 16

Saturday 21 March 2015 15:17

Those NSFW tags though

Sudden_flame57 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:17

you are doing great things

not_for_u 10

Monday 23 March 2015 14:41

That is sick

messedup4ever 16

Monday 6 April 2015 16:51

Not much apparently

shereen11 7

Saturday 2 May 2015 6:54

You're doing it right!

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 6 May 2015 19:56

what did you organize it by? content?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 1 November 2015 20:34

How did you organize it by?

Stefan Lindblom 5

Monday 30 September 2019 10:49

5 hours? Those are Rookie numbers. We need to pump those numbers up.

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