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omer_mog
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that sucks
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audiophileMom
| 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
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0pt1mus
| 6
Yup. Basically best to worst
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sherryl_fml
| 0
Fucking LOL LOL LOL!!
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changesinme
| 0
And i hope it gets better by the categories, good day to you sir
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
So, here's a small list of possible examples of porn A-Z: (Disclaimer: Inappropriate Language used. DoubleEdgedBlade will not be held responsible for any psychological or physical scarring in any way or form. Look up these at your own risk.)
Anal, Blowjob, Cumshot, Double Penetration, Exotic, Facial, Gangbang, Hentai, Interracial, Japanese, Kinky, Lesbian, MILF, Nudist/Exhibitionist, Old, Public Sex, Q, Redhead, Scat*, Threesome, Upskirt, V, Wild Sex, X, Young, Z.
Feel free to add in the ones that are incomplete.
*Yes, that's what I said. An example would be "2girls1cup."**
**Extreme mental scarring may occur.
Anal, Blowjob, Cumshot, Double Penetration, Exotic, Facial, Gangbang, Hentai, Interracial, Japanese, Kinky, Lesbian, MILF, Nudist/Exhibitionist, Old, Public Sex, Q, Redhead, Scat*, Threesome, Upskirt, V, Wild Sex, X, Young, Z.
Feel free to add in the ones that are incomplete.
*Yes, that's what I said. An example would be "2girls1cup."**
**Extreme mental scarring may occur.
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12dcevin
| 5
You forgot big ol titties
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FurryPride
| 9
I think he does it like my best bro. By categories. Ex. Anal, furry, anime, etc.
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dre_bro11
| 12
37, I think we already established that he sorts his porn in categories...
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krazy_glu3
| 0
Anime porn. When real people just don't do it for you, go for the cartoons. Wtf.
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Nicnats
| 3
Q could be Queef V could be vaginas
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stro88
| 6
Never anything wrong with porn sir.
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Kyzahhh
| 7
On your resume put "very good organizing skills"
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juicedboi
| 7
X-art for x. Yea look it up, u will all thank me later, even the ladies
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LaydiexSkull
| 3
Hentai is sometimes better than real people. They can be put into positions that are physically impossible. Plus, the tentacles are kinda hot and they don't moan obnoxiously.
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imthatguythatdid
| 0
Forever alone.
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Bulzye
| 2
90, I think I love you.
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walterism
| 0
nah, necrophilia for N.
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yepadoodles
| 3
are you from /b/?
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ljbgamer
| 1
I've never understand why people download porn, you can easily look most stuff back up
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NamesIncognita
| 15
i like you,113.
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NitroTonicsFML
| 4
You sir are a winner.
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lmfaoloool
| 0
Thats like really.. Really like wow im speechless
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SirObvious
| 1
I am?
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BehindU
| 5
Practicing organizational skills?
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papaya_master
| 4
Now that's just a little pathetic, isn't it?
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ohyeah_10
| 1
With a login name of iliketohumpstuff, you really shouldn't judge how pathetic anyone is...
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overthelimit
| 3
thats not really a love life, is it?
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rubberducky5609
| 3
Maybe you should learn something called sarcasm. Ihumpstuff- obviously it's a joke.
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Captain0bv10us
| 0
that is pretty sad..but meanwhile I'm sitting here on fmylife.com :/
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sherryl_fml
| 0
You don't wank??
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olpally
| 32
Clearly he does with all that porn... He has no gf
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Slim2306
| 10
maybe OP should use his hands to dial a girl's number sometime instead of constantly pleasuring himself
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dmw25
| 0
Just stop
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sherryl_fml
| 0
Your a Cunt dmw25!!
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jobsman99
| 0
do you classify women's tits in your catalog?
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WIZchild
| 0
I dont see a problem here..pornhub does the same thing( gotta love categories)
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DarkHelmet
| 10
Look at it this way OP now you can have a more intense jacking when u can easily hop from Anal, to Bestiality, to C**shots and finish it of with DP and all without having to search around in your immense collection.
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DjeePee
| 24
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake.
'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML'
Porn is not love, my dear. Not even close.
'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML'
Porn is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Jaxx66
| 21
Depends on the man you ask. I've known two in need of immense therapy. -_- my friends ex husband and my ex husband both ignored their wives for the 'glory' of porn. Even though I was willing to please my ex husband, he figured he did it better. I think some guys do feel love for those fake women.
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Vasin_fml
| 15
Good thing he's your ex, he seems to be an idiot.
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
I totally agree! There is no love in porn which is why I made my fiancé get rid of his when we started dating.
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randyb18
| 0
Darling that just means he didn't want to see you naked, and was nice enough to not cheat on you.
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dmw25
| 0
You probably dont have a love life so stop telling other ppl what a love life is.
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DjeePee
| 24
I always wondered why the agressive/mean/braindead comments are mostly posted by people who are new here...You, boy, are sixteen. Go back whanking whilst thinking about that hot girl in high school and leave the discussion to the more mature people, m'kay?
Jax66, that's not love, that's an addiction. He should better start to search for help.
Jax66, that's not love, that's an addiction. He should better start to search for help.
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SW500
| 13
So a three year difference constitutes maturity?
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
That's fucked up, 74.
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
No it's not. Besides, why would he need it if he's with me? Not much of a sacrifice.
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DjeePee
| 24
'So a three year difference constitutes maturity?'
In this case, yes ;)
In this case, yes ;)
'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML'
Porn is not love, my dear. Not even close.