Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to prank my girlfriend. I said, “I saw you kissing another guy!” She apologized. FML
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Chrispayne 4
Dude looks like a lady
Crazy_Toss3R 0
kinky
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Comments (267)
BeastNerd 3
"Been there, done that."
budd28 0
what was it?
LinTurk 4
Then FYL my friend^
kaykay20 0
Reminds me of the time some guy confused me for his girlfriend but instead of trying to give me a kiss from behind he just stared at me for 2 minutes before my boyfriend in front of me said something. Bet the op was more creeped out then me though.
kaykay20 0
I mean the guy in op's post
chrisdrewislife3 0
that's one masculine girlfriend.
Imagine_Child 0
Your life sucks for having planned something cute, but you deserve it for not paying more attention :/
RockstarRN 10
Must have been one pretty guy!!!!
SpazzyJazzy325 0
by hairy... do you mean literaly? >///< O
DiniIsaFail 0
did he have boobs or does your gf have a ****? .-.
Mig445 0
My God man next time look who it is :-o