SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."
Bubbelz 25
Next time sneeze silently, in his face.
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Comments (127)
amifaiyaz 12
Well, the sound is really annoying.
Sigil 11
Women are right; all the nice guys are taken.
Cysioland 8
Maybe it's time to dump him before it's too late?
kristadoodle 8
&there's the "dump him" comment. Not always a solution to a relationship problem.
legendxs 20
What a jerk...
JustNatalie 8
Sounds like my you ger sister and her annoying dad
lexiiknii1 2
My boyfriend tells me to shut up when I breathe...
burninsnow 23
Dang it op do you have any self control?!
cleavers_143 11
never let a guy treat you like that, you are perfect and deserve to be treated like a queen
Hedgielove 2
My family used to do the same thing except say " Meg just shut up already " my name is Bridgette and any time we watch family guy they say "look there is your twin" when meg came on...