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takhay Tokyo, Japan

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

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I actually told a few people at the same time, and they all backed away simultaneously...

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I would go back home! Eff work lol

It's great to walk around going, "Hmm, whats that smell? Oh wait, it's me." FML.

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desireev 18

You handled it better than I would have. If it were me, there'd be twice the amount of vomit! I would have tossed my cookies, for sure! But hey! A reason to shop for new pants! FYL, to the max, OP! That is just terrible! :(

Yeah, I feel bad for you OP. I would recommend going home and getting new clothes. Going to be a long day indeed.

It's great to walk around going, "Hmm, whats that smell? Oh wait, it's me." FML.

Wow look an op!!!

Birdie_Sage 0

Nope! Definitely not stupid with me... It's nice to see an OP commenting on their FMLs! Buuuut FYL!

linkinpark98 24

What did you tell your boss? I wonder what his/her reaction was. :3

I actually told a few people at the same time, and they all backed away simultaneously...

linkinpark98 24

The smell of vomit sickens me… I couldn't imagine how you went about your day. :P

jonnynasty 0

I bet it was that guy that missed his dentist appointment

Damn those pregnant women and their morning sickness. *shakes fist* Lol, jk.

LulusLemon 8

lol. Sucks

Humor_Ran_Dry 9

Oh the joy of life and all of its offerings... :p

stellafoy 1

Was it really just one beer?

I think you replied to the wrong FML...

That's a bit nasty, OP, Fyl indeed. Most of these posts involving puke usually are the poster's fault. As gross as it is, it's kind of refreshing to see one that didn't come from the same person who made the mess in the first place. ;P Hope your day improved from there. Ick. ;)