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takhay Tokyo, Japan

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

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takhay 7

I actually told a few people at the same time, and they all backed away simultaneously...

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EffYoLife 14

I would go back home! Eff work lol

takhay 7

It's great to walk around going, "Hmm, whats that smell? Oh wait, it's me." FML.

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PizzaIsDavid 5

Look where you're walking maybe-ish?

Lily_lops95 0

Awesome.

someguy314159265 15

Don't you realize they did it specifically so that you wouldn't have to go to work that day? Don't you realize someone cares so much about you? You ungrateful person, you. All joking aside, I'm sure it must suck to fall into a pile of puke, whether or not it came from you.