Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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monkeyspark 6
Incest: a game the whole familly can play.
FordPrefect 0
Did your balls touch?
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Tokie_fml 0
I just want to know how they ran into each other... if they were both turning the corner at the same time that means one of them passed the bathroom... if the bathroom was in the middle of the hallway they would have seen each other long before they had a chance to run into each other... the only way I see this one working is if one was leaving the bathroom while the other was trying to enter... i say this is fake
SimpleSimon 0
Well not all houses are laid out the same way, are they? If I walk out of my bedroom door it would be quite possible for somebody coming out of the guest room to walk into me on their way to the bathroom.
theways 0
so the **** what, you're both guys.
cbe421 0
Made up. From the proposal.
scooter943 0
#87: Obviously you didn't look at the OP's gender. It was a guy colliding with his dad. Not a chick colliding with her fake boyfriend...?
Flounder 2
Thanks OP, I laughed
donutboy 0
Well thats some way of bonding with your dad...
MoobyTheCow 2
Yes, I'm sure that's the story you two told your mom when she walked in on the scene. "... and we both just happen to have morning wood! So you see, it was all an accident!"
thelonelylurker 0
It's not gay if balls weren't touching.
vampirate 0
this FML sounds like it belongs as a narration in arrested development.
Mignun 0
Lmao. Again, at least you aren't a girl. Would've been more awkward. Still sucks though.