Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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monkeyspark 6
Incest: a game the whole familly can play.
FordPrefect 0
Did your balls touch?
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Comments (210)
crapthisismylife 0
But seriously if you were a girl that would totally SUCK! This is kinda funny. Hahaha and It's funny how people get into debates on these things but whatever.
wowgotpwned 0
lol if it was a girl then she wouldn't get stuck a penis would be rubbing against her though
mc0carrie 0
it's awkward enough to walk around naked and have someone see you, let alone they're naked too...and you run into them. FYL
thuglifenigga_fml 0
lmfaoooooooooooooo!!!
realggirl 0
Lol #1. That really sucks but honestly it only takes like 5 seconds to put some boxers on.
madasahatter 0
This would be great for mylifeisaverage.com People would appreciate it much more :)
Judgment99 0
Did it turn into a porno?
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for confusing your dad with Clay Aiken.
dandymidori 0
I was thinking the same exact thing (:
bella_theresa 0
Oh dear god. At least you're not a girl.
Zoomin24 0
'coulda been worse. yah coulda been a girl~