SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
rbates
United States
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
chocolaterabbit
Australia
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
very very lonely
Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML
Top comments
sierracn97 5
why sign the cast when you have no friends? who's going to see it?
DocBastard 38
Steven, you know what I'm tired of? Whiny commenters like you who complain that an FML isn't good enough for you somehow. There are hundreds (thousands?) of FMLs posted every day, and the ones that make it are the ones that enough FML readers like yourself have deemed worthy. If you don't like it, don't read it. And for ****'s sake, if it isn't good enough for you, don't feel that you are required to broadcast your displeasure to the world. You are entitled to your opinion, but the FMLosphere is NOT hanging on your (or my) every word, I assure you.
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Comments (78)
IronZombie 0
hahahaha
oliver86 8
I have a cast at the moment, people trolled on it.
AmeenWhoElse 0
Did you use realistic names to sign it like mike hawk
UpsidedownKayak 9
Don't forget his friend, Mike Hunt.
ryanst 7
Along with Hugh Jass, of course.
Doortje 29
And now it will remind you of the fact that you don't have any friends for the next few weeks.
Moe954 0
Aww .. You'll have mates soon enough. Feel better ^^
MinajMania21 0
So wait, by what all 4 of your FMLs are saying, this morning your boyfriend took a dump shaped like a heart and sent you a picture, then you went over to tell him off, then you guys had sex. When you started to come you said "ah ah ah AH", in which he replied "Staying Alive, Staying Alive". Then when you were all done with sex you guys sat down to talk and he dumped you, and said "you have a different way of looking at life." And it's a pun because u have a lazy eye. Then in the mix of all that, you broke your arm, which forced you into a cast, and since your boyfriend, oh sorry your ex boyfriend, was your only friend you had to sign your own cast. WOW! You do have a ****** up life.
DocBastard 38
Yes Minaj, and you've posted this same comment on all of them. Understand this - the cast of "Skins" chose all of these from the European version of FML. How do I know this? I used this skill called "reading". I learned it a long time ago. Try it sometime.
PancakesEqualLov 0
thank you doc for enlightening this obvious dumbass who clearly didn't see the first comment on every recent fml posted.
BountyBass 13
sucky..
x3herox3 0
LOL. That's sad, all though I only have Like 4 friends.......
FlaGuy21 0
Why do more people agree the poster's life sucks? It sounds like it's his own fault for not getting out there and making friends and not being such a whiney shit.
sailorzoe 14
You probably deserve it. Nice people have friends.
talktomandybaby 8
she could be nice but just doesnt "fit in." just because someone doesnt have friends, it doesnt mean that they arent nice..the may be depressed,different,but different can be good, sooo.....
talktomandybaby 8
and you dont even knpw the person so how can you judge them and say "you probably deserve it" thats just plain rude.
puttiemonster 0
so random but your creatively cute. love the tats