SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
rbates
United States
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
chocolaterabbit
Australia
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
very very lonely
Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML
Top comments
sierracn97 5
why sign the cast when you have no friends? who's going to see it?
DocBastard 38
Steven, you know what I'm tired of? Whiny commenters like you who complain that an FML isn't good enough for you somehow. There are hundreds (thousands?) of FMLs posted every day, and the ones that make it are the ones that enough FML readers like yourself have deemed worthy. If you don't like it, don't read it. And for ****'s sake, if it isn't good enough for you, don't feel that you are required to broadcast your displeasure to the world. You are entitled to your opinion, but the FMLosphere is NOT hanging on your (or my) every word, I assure you.
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Comments (78)
cyaneyedangel 2
you might have friends to sign it if you could take a joke about your lazy eye, laugh at a picture of poo or even find the funny side when your boyfriend sings staying alive during sex......just saying.
alexroxursox 0
Funny how he is also the latest comment for the intimacy category with his "boom headshot" ****** comment... Might I hear a liar?
tweetbaby14 18
these are chosen by a person/group of people from European FMLs. honestly, it says that on nearly every one. reading: you should try it out sometime.
IneffableLullaby 13
OP, I think you should take a step back and ask yourself WHY you have no friends. I find it highly unusual for a nice person to have no friends at all. Of course, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're nice. If you're an asshole, then you deserve not having any friends.
talktomandybaby 8
everyone deserves a friend.even if they are an asshole.sometimes peoples behavior reflects on stuff that happens at home or etc.!
hcovballer247 0
Nice..(:
Lumpyjello 0
Ahhh I'll be ur friend
KirstenLovesYou 0
WTF!? why not try making friends?
x_missystaceey 0
awww I would be your friend but I'm all the way down in Australia :( don't worry, you'll find some eventually :)
Drop_C 0
I'll be your friend =]
smiledhugf 0
sorry dude that's gatta suck ill be. ur friend
Efilyn 0
Having no friends is a good thing sometimes. Like, peer pressure. And having a clean looking cast instead of a bunch of scribbles. Or is that just me?