Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.
perdix 31
And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .
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Comments (80)
UnicornInSpace 6
CHARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Conasaur 8
Seems that your in a tight situation
luvscomplic8ed 6
Ouch. I feel for you op. I'm only 14 and I've had all my fingers caught in doors/car doors. Most of them separately. :(
Autobot93 10
One time at school I shut a door on my finger. It turned purple but I didn't feel a thing.
DrBlack 9
How the hell is that even possible? Slammed a door on my fingers before but it would seem impossible for it to close be it a house door or a car door. Someone else on here able to back OP up and explain it?
DrewHinton 0
HAHA Liar, you can't get your finger "locked in a door" unless you were as thin as paper.
redmane 21
I've gotten my whole hand stuck in a car door before. Granted, I'm a small person and it was a sliding door but it's happened to many people before. OP is probably not lying.
cameronman9 2
Ooh shit
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Use your legs? If they're long enough, then you'll be able to reach your keys.
snapbackswag 0
BULLSHIT!
caitlyyn123_ 0
HOW..?! This is like insane. How can this happen?? Lol