Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
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Pentium_4 27
that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.
perdix 31
And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .
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Comments (80)
Yaen 18
Ouch! But how did the door close and lock on your finger? You either have a very flat finger or a very crappy door.
False_Stupidity 42
Some cars have helpful doors that automatically lock when the doors are shut, just in case you forget to lock them yourself.. I suspect that this is one of those.
kooochris1995 14
I wouldn't want a car like that. What if I was in a hurry and left my key on the seat and shut the door?
pinkpixie06 11
That's when you remove your shoes and socks then use your toes to pick up your keys!
CharliesCool2084 8
Holy shit!
turtle5562 4
Well the same thing happend to me to only when my keys fell outta my hand some hove spit on me and picked up my keys and ran off fml
persianchikk 0
Lmaoooo :)))))
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh my god! I can feel my finger hurting just from reading this! Must have been awful! I'm so sorry :(
llamafish 25
Your comment is so much better when read in Fluttershy's voice.
RealReasons 0
Looking back at OP's misfortune of getting their finger STUCK in the door, it makes me feel grateful that my fingers don't get stuck. It still hurts though.
Pandacupcakelove 26
35- Why thank you ^^
ambxr 0
This reminds me of when I was 6 and my uncle slammed the car door on my pinky ;(
Ruffclue 9
And u hate ur uncle ever since.
JeanVaJean 6
Anyone else imagined OP typing this FML using their other hand, while still stuck?
BloodMonger13 9
cut your finger off with a rusty spoon that is the only way...
Ruffclue 9
Or try pulling it out.
ndvorsky 4
I'd like to play a game
izzyboo 0
That's sounds sooo painful!
FluffyBeard 0
... HOW?!