Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
zombieladi 14
So you have grey hair down there? maybe that's the real problem.
lambda_fml 40
Or white, which is even worse. (Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the white)
zombieladi 14
true, but I said grey because that's when they first met each other and figured if something like that were too happen it would have to be when they first met, kind of like an initiation...I might have thought about that too hard lol
3rdbass 9
Looks like you might have to block his Nazgul from it's prey.
Druu 53
its*
Blahshabadada 10
Tell him you'll get Frodo to hack off his precious if he cant appreciate the effort you put in.
Pleonasm 36
Wow then it must've been like the Mines of Moria down there or something! Gimli, son of Groin.
ALlamaOnFire 20
What do the thousands of Orcs represent... Pubic lice? D:
JennaNGood 21
Gimli son of Gloín, son of Groín actually
Shenanigans9 8
I can't even imagine what the balrog represents... Thats got to be one bad STD.
etishuman22 32
GONORRHEA!! (That's the STD that a Balrog would be. Makes sense if you think about it!)
ManInTheMachine 20
Sounds like you shaved hobbit too close, OP. Next time be a little Mor(dor) careful.
Pleonasm 36
I Sauron what you did there. You have MY thumb.
ALlamaOnFire 20
You two Ent funny -.- No? Okay :'(
HowieDoIt 21
51, Sauramon, good elfort but I'd give the victory to Pleo on this one.
Blahshabadada 10
#51. Too far dude. Too far.
vanessa09865 23
you do know that there's Sauron, the eye of fire on a tower dude, and Sauroman, the evil wizard. Get your LOTR facts straight man
stevothedevo 25
Probably fascinates bout getting head from a shaven gandolf.. And slipped up, half way into a day dream.
stevothedevo 25
I mean it Cant be normal if he thinks that, then sticks his dick in there..
whatthefreshhell 15
It's spelled Gandalf.
stevothedevo 25
Fell free to tell the lion and the witch in your wardrobe
whatthefreshhell 15
You're obviously a very intelligent person.
stevothedevo 25
Lol. And you just teleported.. Is narnia hidden behind a wardrobe in the shire now? I'm somewhat jealous
xmaximusx 12
A relationship is all about give and take I'm sure he loves hearing about american idol, big brother, and the celebrity dance rejects.
bandofsand 10
Yes because women are mindless idiots, interested only in reality television. Get a new comment.
ZombieSnoopy 9
#33 thank you!
mattlw 25
Ouch OP, maybe try nair next time.
darkmis1 18
Nair tells you it's not to be used in your nether regions.
mattlw 25
Well, I guess I might have known that had I ever used it.
Han1156 23
Tell him " One does not simply enter my pussy." Next time.
Reaper1984 13
Sounds like a pretty hairy situation.
stevothedevo 25
Wouldn't it be a pretty hairless situation?
Fuhkyoo 17
not with the hackjob op did down there