Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
indianagirl3077 8
Waxing ? No way ! Lol
sugarbear0727 19
Awe, that's cute. At least you could laugh about it. My boyfriend is always concerned when I nick myself while shaving, its sweet.
Chevydude44_X 12
I think it's sexy when women have "a full bush."
pwnman 33
Ah, a year after the birth of the FML. How's the stuff going on now?
mrspengins 4
LOTR REFERENCE FOR THE WINNNNNN
lunadaisy12 16
This LotR reference is a win!
ryryfrenchfry2 2
Public place?!? Shouldn't that be private?!?