Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
ItsAnanya 25
Just for the reference , he's awesome . XD Waxing ? Hair removal cream? Try that next time OP :]
RedPillSucks 33
Hair removal cream on your privates? ouchies!!!
stevothedevo 25
You can get hair removal for sensitive skin, like face and bikini area's.
NurseJonathan 9
Now, now, madam. We are not sure if he's joking. Would you do this to your husband if he was joking?
The_Thinker 18
Until now, I haven't been more upset at the fact that I've never watched Lord of the Rings.
NurseJonathan 9
You too? Hard to think a witty comment when I haven't seen any of it. Be a heathen with me.
The_Thinker 18
Brace yourselves. The fandom is coming.
NurseJonathan 9
We shall hold ourselves up in Helm's Deep.
vladimirnabokov 15
I only know who Frodo is... so I'm going to assume you did a really bad job. Don't worry OP, it's a hard area to shave. he was probably just joking with you and appreciates the effort.
BronayPonay 6
What a descriptive way of putting that lol
Perfectg 9
Well how would you show it to him unshaved..!?
chanellgymnast 17
Maybe you should just get it done professionally... Or ask him what he likes?
RedPillSucks 33
There are professional pussy shavers? Is the signup line long?
Snackycake 20
Professional waxers, but to be honest it must be a horrible job. Imagine all the girls who don't wash well down there....*gag*
jlynpa 10
Tell him, until he shows more appreciation, no more frodo "tea" baggins for him!
Dcm210 19
Shave more often, don't let a forest grow there.
chasestiner 7
"Hole in a woman... There lived a hobbit"