Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
amifaiyaz 12
he shall not be pass for at least a week.
amifaiyaz 12
he shall not be pass for at least a week.
Fassholes21 6
TMI
lkhardin 13
At least it didn't look like Aragorn used his sword.
Grimnirwher9 21
I see what you did there.
CanadianCutie22 16
oh no!
RKD 23
Don't let him use Glamdring for a week or so,,,,that will settle him!
on3simpleclick 4
"One does not simply, shave your pubic area..
_winniebell_ 10
Try waxing it may hurt and cost a lot more then just shaving but its defiantly worth it...
Zyzz7 12
No, they ******* dont. At all. Bits of feces and cum and blood getting stuck in hair down there, absolutely disgusting. Good luck trying to get with any male.
jalapeno47 5
Sexy