Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
MakinMills 12
lmaoooooo. should have fixed it up a bit more.
NurseJonathan 9
Too late. She may have not noticed her mistake until her fiancé said this.
simoncat 11
hmm... He makes references to LOTR, are you sure he's mature enough to marry?
NurseJonathan 9
I dunno. I lost my heart to a Pokemon obsessed girl. She's rather mature. I wonder where she went. Anyway, the point is that we can be into anything and still be mature.
etishuman22 32
If my boyfriend of two years didn't appreciate my love for LOTR, we might have had a problem. Liking one of the most epic movie series (except for Harry Potter, don't attack me!) ever made does not make you immature.
Druu 53
I bet your eyes get Misty when you think of her..
Omniprism 15
He should be happy you tried. But I know some guys don't like that look. Tell him he needs to support you or else you won't want to try things for him anymore.
pattayarick 8
Sooo, you're marrying a 12 year old?
BobbieH 19
With those references maybe you shouldn't let your fiancé near your pubic area for awhile! That sounds like it hurts though!
williamcarter93 13
Why do girls totally remove their crotch hair. I mean, removing some of it so it doesn't look like a tangled rag mop is okay, but why do you got to take off all of it?
RedPillSucks 33
As with most aspects of the torturous parts of female fashion, its dictated by what men like (I know not everyone likes it) and probably a bit by the **** industry.
squideth 18
This may shock you guys, but not everything women do is to please men. Some women shave because it's what THEY prefer.
etishuman22 32
As a female, it is easier to control the hairy mess if it is clean shaven. Also that way, there's no irritation if you continually keep it shaven. I'm sure guys have trouble with irritation down there. The skin is highly sensitive in those areas compared to the rest of the body.
dovehigh 15
I'm with you #59. Whenever someone tells me they are completely clean shaven all I can think of are little kids. How can anyone who isn't a pedophile be into that?
chuckcloninger 12
Tell him he will now forever be seeing the "Forbidden Forest" if he keeps up the wisecracks. Or, hand him the razor and tell him to get with the plan and laugh your ass off about "how tiny it looks" if he does it.
TVKill3r 15
Yeah that's a sure fire way to keep a relationship going.
Sillabub 15
Wrong book. That's Harry Potter.
vanessa09865 23
Ok best FML by far because your fiance made that amazing LOTR reference. Not sure why he isn't your husband because he is obviously awesome. Marry him ASAP. YDI though; let pro's do it for you.
Vanillanougat 14
Sounds like Fangorn Forest has seen better days....
Not_Impressed13 9
Trim it down a bit with a beard trimmer before hitting it with the razor. Makes it easier to control your landscaping.