Miscellaneous, Spiders, Scary and Phobias: Creepy crawly - FML

Creepy crawly

By Anonymous - 13/03/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend misplaced her Blue Baboon Tarantula (aka Bastard Biting Thing) so I told her I wasn’t setting foot in her flat again until she found it. I then proceeded to find it myself, when I put on my motorcycle helmet. I can still feel its legs on my face. FML

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7Angel7Demon7Love 1

Thursday 13 March 2025 21:11

hell no

FluffythePink 23

Friday 14 March 2025 1:36

Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE.

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7Angel7Demon7Love 1

Thursday 13 March 2025 21:11

hell no

FluffythePink 23

Friday 14 March 2025 1:36

Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE.

d j mom 9

Friday 14 March 2025 11:44

at least you found the little guy. I'll be he's beautiful. tarantulas are awesome.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 March 2025 19:38

How does one misplace a tarantula???

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