Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
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RedPillSucks 33
When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.
twilightriforce 10
"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."
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Comments (136)
Ryodin 11
That's a wonderful way to phrase it : ) Also, thank you for being so considerate to your fiance, try not to hold it against him.
AshaaFerreira 22
Tell him if he complains again to pay for you to have hair removal laser treatments! But on the bright side he has an amazing imagination! He is a keeper!
Slavgaard 16
Ask him to do better on his.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Ask him to shave it for you next time. He can see it better than you anyway. Besides it can actually be a form of foreplay. Have fun with it!
dancekat 7
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!
arsenicalhumor 30
It's good you two have a good laugh, OP! ^^
SmokeyPlague 12
my favorite furever lol
Zyzz7 12
Good on you for keeping it clean down there. Hair is disgusting on girls.
vampirapaige 11
Lol.
kmccain 27
Well I personally prefer to look older than 11 or 12 so...
Druu 53
Best part of this FML is that you get an fml badge containing a LoTR reference!
etishuman22 32
What I want to know is...how long was your pubic hair that made him describe it as Gandalf's beard?
Felling 14
They spelt axe wrong lol -.- How does one do that. How
Sirin_fml 47
It's a more modern thing, but still correct. A little like how you just used "they" to refer to a single person. http://grammarist.com/spelling/ax-axe/
dancekat 7
Because both ways are proper
Ertd 3
And you spelled 'spelt' wrong....
jennuhm 4
So every time you have sex he's imagining receiving oral from gandalf? Yes. FYL.
scottyspot 11
When he proposed did he use the One Ring?
NurseJonathan 9
No. He used it as a cockring.
Xotoolyxo 16
Laugh it off, life's too short to take it seriously