Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
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kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
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heyyou1203 0
as a math major, i totally ******* love you lol. But that's what these stupid helicopter parents get for needing to know every single detail of their children's lives. maybe they should trust that the teachers are doing a good job or teach their kids themselves.
electropop 0
YDI for trying to say something as stupid as "math is power"
Colby_Colbert 0
# 16 says "besides calculus & algebra, math is useless" ... have you ever balanced a checkbook LoL?
whyowhy26 3
erm...does meth mean anything bad!?
ohhdamn 0
in case you honestly don't know, meth is a drug.
Atropos_fml 0
You're kidding, right?
bexox 0
It's what your mom did during pregnancy. Juuuuusssssst kidddding! Sort of.
eli_guerra 0
You sound like a good teacher always keeping demanding parents on the down-low! Even professionals make mistakes however. Lmfao.
aback 5
You might want to make it into a sig.line so you don't have to type it in each time.
afmanslady 0
hahaha..maybe you should start a triple checking system.
FarSide 23
Now you will see how many read your newsletter.
TheUnnamedOne 0
ROFLMFAO!!
WIDRR 0
i was thinking along the same lines, i dont think many of the parents actually read the dumb list of curriculum
samusfox 0
How in the world...?
meanie_monday 0
haha I used to go to math labs, and I would always accidentally call it "meth lab" "Time for me to go to my meth lab." ahh... good times :)