Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
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kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
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xxmychemdianaxx 0
I wonder if anyone will notice...dont you think? mabie you should teach them about meth...xD wow..#32
Disabled09 0
lmao nice one lololol
Cryptic_fml 0
Just reforward an email saying ur mistake. Were all human.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
What's wrong with telling the truth?
liteupthestage 0
i'm sure they'll all understand the typo. and sry but LMAO THAT'S HYSTERICAL!!!
xo_emily_xo 0
sorryy, but ydi for not checking over :( still sucks for you though!!
crazysk8guy 0
it is
idontgiveone 0
BS. If you look closely at the keyboard characters. The letter 'A' is quite far away from the letter 'E'. How could this happen? :/
lightburns 10
#52 - maybe you use a different keyboard to the OP? I use a QWERTY keyboard, maybe you are from a country that uses a different type? For me, a and e are close together. Also, haven't you ever gone for a letter far away because you automatically type out words you know that may not actually be what you're trying to say?
kenjiisown 1
Maybe the parents run meth labs. =D
edawg35 0
that is funny but hopefully you didn't get into trouble!