Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
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kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
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sdfrew 0
my parents got my bad grades from that stupid email **** u
Doopliss 0
He wasn't sending out grades, but what they were studying. NIce try.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
At least you don't teach English. My old math teacher couldn't spell at all. O.o but how the **** did you manage to hit the 'e' key? it's really not near the 'a' key. but; whatever. I'm not voting either. I just don't like this FML. :P
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Hahah, that's funny.
ily_hun996 0
hahaha :) this is funny! well you should teach them that meth "has the power" to do bad things! lol
2426835 0
YDI for ending your email in math is power
Amkii 0
YDI for being a math teacher. lol But seriously, that is awesome, and I love you and your wacky meth. It's not that what your e-mail said was wrong, exactly... just... more like the wrong place at the wrong time. ;) Any other time, I'm sure it'd be fine to tell 154 people what meth can do.
Amkii 0
On my keyboard, the 'e' is very close to the 'a.' :)
Uber_G33k 0
But meth IS power!
avakodster 0
YDI: It's called a signature.
Emma_91 0
lmao I'm sure most parents would understand that it's a typo.