Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
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kLow_fml 0
well you deserved that one for using the phrase "math is power"
WhyMe1_2_3 0
haha , parent teach conferences should be interesting
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Comments (193)
BGarden 0
Spell checking is power! ha... Dumbass.
somaturee 0
I laughed pretty hard at this one. YDI because all my teachers FORCE spell check on us, and I'm sure you do as well. ;]
Angellopez951 0
hahahaha lol omg hilarious
HeyThereGorgeous 0
Simple solutions: Correct your typo in another email. God, people are really stupid. And by the way, unless they've never gotten emails from you they already know the saying so they won't read it. That's how a lot of people are. Besides, if they do read it they know it was an accident and probably laugh about it.
cxal_fml 0
Mathematicians don't have to spell correctly
dirkstarkiller 0
AHAHHAHAH this actually made me laugh :D
izangela 0
hahahahahaha all i can say is, EDIT YOUR WORK NEXT TIME
misz_carter 0
first people dont put their stories on FML so people can ACTUALLY give advise ... its for entertainment people seriously, how much time do you have to comment saying dumb crap. post a simple lol or lmfao and move on ... that was hilarious... i was cracking up!
coggs 0
just send an email to them all telling them that you ****** up (not in those words of course). explain the typo and no one will care
blueboxbandit 0
HAHA math fail. English win.