Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded... - FML

By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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TOP COMMENTS

misstamz 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:04

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:00

it means "too long; didn't read"

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Jelani 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 17:13

to late; date raped

Torialovesya 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:36

Well what do you expect he is a boy?!?!

Kingbreezy04 10

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:06

Toby loves dirty redheads....are you a redhead

SirWTF 10

Friday 16 September 2011 15:14

If you had sent it as a Wall of Text, nobody would want to read it no matter how heartfelt it is.

shlits 1

Friday 18 November 2011 14:44

tl;dr

xxDefiantxx 0

Friday 9 December 2011 1:03

What a jerk

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:48

Touching lesbians; don't ruin.

edools 3

Friday 27 January 2012 6:58

He is probably high.

alyssa771 5

Monday 13 February 2012 1:07

Honestly, only she is going to know what "tl;dr" means if SHE asks her boyfriend. While im pretty sure it's too long; didn't read, I and no one else on here can honestly say that they're 100 percent sure of that.

Akerra89 14

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:05

Talk later; driving - is what it stands for.

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