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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:04

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

kut19 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:00

it means "too long; didn't read"

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adamzombie 2

Monday 13 June 2011 2:20

It stands for TOO LONG DIDN'T READ!!

autumnfallers 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:32

too long, didn't reply

katiek69 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:14

too long ; didn't read

cassyannalise 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:38

too long; didn't read. me and my brother joke around about this text term all the time. I didn't know people actually used it xD

MrRebel 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:48

Hey what does the abbbreviation really mean for whoever posted this

ally_glass 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:52

yo,, dum asses,, it means too long; didn't read. for those of you whom are too stupid to freakin read the above comments, GO TO COLLEGE,, DAUMMMMM!

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 19 August 2011 7:36

Don't forget to tell them they HAVE to take CHTSPK 102, COLLEGE LEVEL CHAT SPEAK! Idiot.

ItalianSub 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:59

ally, you look 15 so you are not in college yourself so fry

lexybear17 0

Friday 15 July 2011 17:17

what's tl; dr???

kkandkk 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:10

too long;didnt read that is for those of you who cant figure it out and had to look at all of the other disturbing comments

AutomatonRider 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:12

no it means "too long; didn't read" (urban dictionary)

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