Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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Comments (392)
RIKANA 0
Ouch! That sucks... RI
Beano 0
good tip: as soon as you break up, remove her number from your book. If you can't for some reason, remove the first digit of the area code so you can add it back. Accidents like that sucks.
dolce079 0
she sounds funny though.
LadyinaBlueDress 0
Haha, burnnn.
sammmy129 0
hahahah that sucks. but the text was funny.
bellaxx94 0
dont blame her you sound like your 2 ... to watch starwars is one thing but tht is another...
gowzer90 0
Ur ex clearly is a very boring and plain girl if she cant appreciate star wars as the epic series it is and that anything ascociated with it is nothing but epic as well. I really think u dodged a bullet there by being dumped by her. All other girls who agree with the ex - get some help. Also am i the only person who can tell he is meaning 4th july when he txts "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you"! FFS there are alot of people that need help!!
my_name_fml 0
He is not meaning the fourth of July, he's meaning May fourth, which is star wars day. I was confused when I saw the date said 5/4 instead of 7/4 until I googled star wars day.
cheesefest 0
YOU, SIR are a KING amongst men. She is not worth the paper she is written on. Find some ubergeeky chickybabe to be awesome in her stead.
shutyourmouth 0
I'm a chick and I enjoy Star Wars (but I'm more of an X-Men fan to tell you the truth), I grew up with Star Wars. Your ex just isn't cool enough to appreciate such a classic. I would totally go out with someone like you because star wars nerds (but hopefully not the SUPER obsessed kind) or geeks in general are usually sweet and have an amazing sense of humor which is really important to me when looking for a guy. And for all of you who think you're just so bad ass for making fun of this kid, go screw yourselves. You're not nearly as awesome as you think.
Isa_Bell 0
First of all Kudo's to you for knowing star wars day. Your ex just doesnt appreciate the classics like a normal human. Plus, i think that is a fantastic thing to text somebody. When i heard about star wars day i was extremely happy.