On the plus side, you can probably outrun the little shit in case of a bear attack.

Leave him there so he can sit all day long and wait for his ass to be wiped

5-year-olds can usually wipe their own asses. I cannot comment on how well they do that.

technically leaving your child on a toilet for more than 15 minutes when they are not actually going to the bathroom is considered abuse but trust me as a parent I have thought about it many times 💩

I actually think that’s kind of adorable

I know right? That’s the best thing about kids is that they are TOTALLY honest - gotta say I don’t think this is an FML more like an OMG did he just say that!

Yeah, definitely adorable. It reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me where he was working at a FunPlex and a little girl in a pink dress with fairy wings loudly announced "I GOTTA PEE!" she then repeated this and my boyfriend simply stated "I heard you."

LMFAO 🤣 I have Crohn's and my young kids on many occasions have yelled in public about weather daddy is or has gone poop 💩

Kids are so funny. Sounds like something that my nephew would say too. He just recently turned 6. Lol

At least he’s excited to use the toilet. I would definitely prefer that over the alternative...

Today on: “don’t have kids if you want to keep your dignity, duh”

this is not an fyl or ydi... that's friggin cute!

Oh for heavens sake. He's only 5. ydi