Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
On the plus side, you can probably outrun the little shit in case of a bear attack.
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ellyhan
| 11
I actually think that’s kind of adorable
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RichardPencil
| 29
On the plus side, you can probably outrun the little shit in case of a bear attack.
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melisssa87
| 30
Leave him there so he can sit all day long and wait for his ass to be wiped
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RichardPencil
| 29
5-year-olds can usually wipe their own asses. I cannot comment on how well they do that.
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Charlie Given
| 23
technically leaving your child on a toilet for more than 15 minutes when they are not actually going to the bathroom is considered abuse but trust me as a parent I have thought about it many times 💩
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ellyhan
| 11
I actually think that’s kind of adorable
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I know right? That’s the best thing about kids is that they are TOTALLY honest - gotta say I don’t think this is an FML more like an OMG did he just say that!
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Glowworm56
| 25
Yeah, definitely adorable. It reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me where he was working at a FunPlex and a little girl in a pink dress with fairy wings loudly announced "I GOTTA PEE!" she then repeated this and my boyfriend simply stated "I heard you."
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Charlie Given
| 23
LMFAO 🤣 I have Crohn's and my young kids on many occasions have yelled in public about weather daddy is or has gone poop 💩
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1gullible_bugger
| 33
Kids are so funny. Sounds like something that my nephew would say too. He just recently turned 6. Lol
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MissMizery
| 19
At least he’s excited to use the toilet. I would definitely prefer that over the alternative...
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moonmoon
| 5
Today on: “don’t have kids if you want to keep your dignity, duh”
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404wan
| 19
this is not an fyl or ydi... that's friggin cute!
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millsjoshua949
| 12
Oh for heavens sake. He's only 5. ydi