Money and Transportation: Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply...

By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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By Username - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 August 2018 18:35

Now, you need to buy a bottle of Scratch Remover Scratch Remover. It’s made by Seuss Industries.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 11 August 2018 23:42

Nobody loves irony more than me, but I have to ask; how sharp was that bottle if it was able to produce such a significant mark on your car?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 11 August 2018 23:42

Nobody loves irony more than me, but I have to ask; how sharp was that bottle if it was able to produce such a significant mark on your car?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 August 2018 18:35

Now, you need to buy a bottle of Scratch Remover Scratch Remover. It’s made by Seuss Industries.

Kruxon 11

Sunday 19 August 2018 20:37

Well now you know that even this product has a lot of sarcasm.

real life problems 26

Sunday 19 August 2018 21:14

Scratch remover is trash, just get some correction compound and buff it out

rickAUS 22

Monday 20 August 2018 11:13

Yep. Car i got recently was covered in light scratches. This stuff works better than any scratch remover ever will. Looks like i got it resprayed 😁

Davros 12

Monday 20 August 2018 22:27

I hope the irony doesn't rust

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