Kids: Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last...

By ThaBoss12 - 01/11/2014 22:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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Trick it is, then

By Tricked - 01/11/2023 09:00

Today, after a stressful shift at work, I bought three bags of candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters tonight. I didn’t realize until I got home that one bag had a hole in it, and there were three empty M&M wrappers inside. My grocery store sucks. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Sunday 2 November 2014 6:46

I've heard of apples and granola bars, but toothbrushes are the next level!

gurbism 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 6:54

No one egged your house?

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jalmanza2580 11

Sunday 2 November 2014 22:37

my little brother and sister got toothbrushes while trick or treating..

zombiekiller52 24

Sunday 2 November 2014 22:38

This one house in my neighborhood hands out popcorn. The kind that comes on the little bags. (The shitty kind)

Ashter 20

Monday 3 November 2014 2:44

I loved "that" house as a kid. They always gave out the coolest looking Halloween toothbrushes. lol

vivaellefashion 14

Monday 3 November 2014 3:59

I actually would of liked that.

TrueBlueTardis 11

Monday 3 November 2014 5:03

I've gotten toothpaste before. I just sort of awkwardly mumbled thanks and walked away.

bananapotato37 3

Monday 3 November 2014 5:38

Its fun to imagine OP's Parents are Dentists.

hannahpaigeeee 6

Monday 3 November 2014 6:24

My mom did that shit too lol

VoiceMail 12

Monday 3 November 2014 16:57

If they were the expensive kind of toothbrushes with full sized tubes of toothpaste, I wouldn't say no. Better value than 'fun sized' candy. :P

NodakN8V 25

Monday 3 November 2014 20:07

Was there eggs and toilet paper waiting for you in the front yard in the morning?

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:28

This is actually hilarious lol... plus it's something kids will need after all that candy.

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Same thing different taste

Trick it is, then

Halloween, the long wait

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