Love: Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans....

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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You deserved it 37 531

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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You deserved it 7 004

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 331

By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 794

You deserved it 3 019

By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 803

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 203

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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You deserved it 2 784

Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/02/2022 17:59

Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML

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You deserved it 174

Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 124

r0ck5t4r 3

Monday 15 November 2010 1:06

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

lammylamb17 0

Monday 15 November 2010 0:58

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

Comments

mintcar 9

Monday 15 November 2010 2:06

Why do you care? He's your EX boyfriend! The fact that you took time to check out what he was doing makes you somewhat of a loser.

zp5 4

Monday 15 November 2010 2:08

wait, you're happy that he has no life??

poolofblood 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:09

I thought she was gonna say he had no plans so I could go out with him but he said no or some shit

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 15 November 2010 2:19

Is your ex still on your instant messenger list and/or is still a Facebook friend? Probably not a wise choice, as it makes "accidentally" keeping tabs on them that much easier. No e-stalking now, y'hear?

Mariah162 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:19

Looks like somebody else doesn't have a life either.... not to point a finger ^.^

thisgirl2u 9

Monday 15 November 2010 6:57

I'm pretty sure OP already pointed out that she herself did not have a life.. Actually yes.. Yes I'm certain she mentioned that. ;)

Mortanious 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:27

Get over him and get a life. Seriously, why don't people understand? The longer one thinks about their ex the more the latter has won. To think about them and dwell upon what could have been, when they don't even care about your existence, is pure stupidity.

Gadomski87 2

Monday 15 November 2010 2:33

******' pathetic

asilam916 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:46

Creepy AND pathetic. He probably has more of a life than you. While you're online stalking him he's probably online talking to his friends, something you apparently don't have.