Animals: Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels...

By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By sigh - 13/04/2016 02:10 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my new neighbor offered to "humanely capture and relocate" the squirrels in my attic. He then "humanely" shot at them with a BB gun, and the "relocated" them into his stomach once they were killed. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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d4m4s74 12

Friday 15 February 2013 12:30

Then go to his parents. and if they don't do something about it shoot them in the nuts and run away laughing

banman12321 6

Friday 15 February 2013 12:30

What a nutcase...

Comments

pinkgreenblue 1

Friday 15 February 2013 15:50

This kid is going to be a serial killer one day if he doesn't get some help. His parents probably aren't helping matters.

simoncat 11

Friday 15 February 2013 15:54

Call the police and have him "arrested." It's assault. With that behavior, you've got a sadist. Serial killers are born of that type.

SerpentBoy 8

Friday 15 February 2013 16:31

I shot birds and chipmunks in my youth.. Granted, now I would never kill anything I wasn't planning on eating.. when your young you do things you shouldn't.. parents can't see every move you make... as far as I know, I'm not running up and down the block killing my neighbours..

SerpentBoy 8

Friday 15 February 2013 16:32

you're*

etchsanity1 11

Friday 15 February 2013 21:37

May not be a sadist perhaps a sociopath ;)

FalconSam1414 19

Friday 15 February 2013 16:09

My neighbor across the street does this... and he did it in front of my 9-year-old sister!!! :'(

j_cat187 19

Friday 15 February 2013 16:19

That bastard. Seeing how violent retaliation is frowned upon, you should file a lawsuit and call social services in attempt to have this child put into either an orphanage or an institution.