Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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ak73191 0
NEVER offend your boss
iampunk 0
European shoulder bag.
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Comments (36)
YZ_fml 3
It's a European handbag.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
So... That's really not an fml unless you got fired
iSolDyourSouL 0
No ******* shit, dumbass.
crissy1234 0
mursel
buzzboy1349 0
it's called a Satchel!!!!!!!gosh
xXwolflegionXx 8
Lesson is actually this: never make fun of a man purse.
Nintendork_duh 0
It's not purse, it's a satchel....
emmmms_fml 0
It's a satchel!!
frokeyman92 9
A man shouldn't be carrying a purse around just a satchel. Purses are for women.
Javalounge 0
No, tampons.