Work: Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart...

By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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Busy?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Perdedor - 07/01/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Whipping boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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ak73191 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:34

NEVER offend your boss

iampunk 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:45

European shoulder bag.

Comments

corocoro 30

Wednesday 14 August 2013 13:47

A smart ass is still an ass, you know? Though there's an easy solution for your issues: don't make stupid jokes.

teentee401 36

Friday 20 June 2014 2:41

"Just be a smart ass..." *slams finger on YDI*

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:28

It's called a merse...come on people

TrapTheKing 16

Thursday 20 August 2015 9:11

Its no purse.. ITS A SATCHEL!

jojocircus19 16

Monday 28 December 2015 1:33

You should've asked what brand.

TheMightyMrJ 6

Saturday 17 August 2019 19:40

Well, better hope he was a good sport. Otherwise, you better start dusting off that resume. lol

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Same thing different taste

Busy?

Whipping boy

Dat ass

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