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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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RugbyKid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:19

**** you alcoholics I can arrest you whenever I want

roseydot 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:25

Your mom kicks ass.

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Goingunder817 0

Friday 3 June 2011 13:04

Your mom sounds awesome!

im_awsome 2

Friday 3 June 2011 13:11

this will be perfect for a illustrated FML

Raywjrulezbutfml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 13:40

@ 53 If thats what you wanna think...

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 3 June 2011 14:46

is that a jersey thing too?

a_wiener_d0g 15

Friday 3 June 2011 14:57

Smh... I offered to drive her home

Zacisaurus 3

Friday 3 June 2011 15:31

haha that sounds like my whole family.

tmmundy 17

Friday 3 June 2011 15:35

I would turn my cell off so when she tried calling from jail, you wouldn't be the one she got in touch with to bail her ass out. why bail her out and embarrass yourself for her actions. let her sleep it off and run home.

captainbj2 0

Friday 3 June 2011 15:53

well hopefully she kills herself before she kills someone who is innocent. instead of FMLing, get her help.

ryanmm2011 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:20

hahaha that's a bad bitch (no offense intended) :)

mb1616 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:49

lmao.(:

eftup 9

Friday 3 June 2011 16:52

must be a jersey thing...

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