Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
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faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
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kosh_bl_k 0
I am an art school student too. You don't go there to stare at supermodels, but to learn how to draw normal everyday people. If you expected anything else, you should, probably, drop out. Also, don't expect to see a naked man other than your models at art school any soon. They majority of them are not into women :)
Shenannigoats 16
Okay, no. You obviously chose to be in that class, since no art programs (that I know of) make Life Drawing compulsory. So don't whinge when your models aren't all Heidi Klum look-alikes. It's called "Life Drawing" for a reason. As someone who's been doing life drawing for over a year, I've had to draw my fair share of exoskeletal women and big fat men with stretchmarks. Did I want to draw them? No. But I had to. And it was interesting. Fun, even. Part of what makes Life Drawing fun is how varied the models can get; the different figures you get to draw. So suck it up. Not every model is going to be gorgeous.
mojjo21 4
And this happens when your parents keeled you cooped up and apart from the world :/
jaaylove101 0
So you must be like 10.? Who hasn't seen naked guys and girls.
maddyyghee 6
Thanks for that lovely image *shudders* and how old is dat OP ?
DaMachk 11
Yo were drawing the new Michelin logo?
awesomegerf 7
Ewwww thts just... EWWW
Glidefedt 6
OP's country being Denmark, as myself, you are taught that when you are like 13/14, so OP haven't been paying attention.. Or never watched ****?
Hakman08 0
how old r u
MSvictoria 0
And how old are we?