By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML
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ohfuckk 0

After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts. Anyway, put some ice on that shit.

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Bloodknight 22

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

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jchansfan 0

lol I can't take someone's problem seriously after they say they got hit in the Happy Sacks... I just can't. Though keep doing it guys. Its totally lame, but its like becoming FML's most hilariously bad cliche/trademark... :P I want someone to post one of these Happy Sacks FMLs and put their name as "Mr. Sad Sacks". Someone make it happen! :P

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FMLjudge007 0

why would you just grab her purse like that. if I was the original mugger I would have carved you up nicely for trying something like that and then your neighbor and why stop there I would have started a shanking spree for the **** of it and then when it was all over I would have gone back to see if your stil alive and if you were I would have kicked you in the nuts till you died

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jchansfan 0

And that's why there's something wrong with you.

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Nathan727_fml 0

#12 Nuts? No sir, I believe you mean happy sacks.

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Peroxide 3

Happy sacks?? So whats the diagnosis doc? Well son, im afraid you have cancer of the happy sacks... Yay!!!

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HBubble 3

Hey at least you tried. Props for that.

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BikerMike 0

Like the guy a week or two ago who tried to help the lady being beaten up by her boyfriend, she turned on him and went to jail. You try to help someone who is a victim of a crime in progress and you get ******.

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DynamicDave 11

NOOOOO!!!! Not another "happy sacks" FML! If you're lame enough to call them that, you're lucky to still have them! I'm clicking YDI only because you said that.

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blastvortex 3

Yet another good deed which did not go unpunished. On the bright side, maybe she'll be apologetic (I'd be surprised if she wasn't). Also, what's with the "happy sacks?" Do you mean you have more than one? o_O Strange....

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Raheemdplayer 7

Happy sacks is an annoying word and should be banned, why would you call your nuts 'happy sacks'? its not even sacks, its a sack! ugh YDI

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JeffLap2 0

That sounds like something they'd put in a movie or something when the guy had a crush on neighbor and tried to save her and she kicks him in the nuts hahaaaa romance comedy, YDI,FYL

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