Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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Top comments
jquibell 2
why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number
klutzyduck1 24
It probably wasn't a DUII driver...it was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.
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Comments (265)
James64138 26
Don't be a tattletale... You deserved it
Ariasmake_1 0
agreed
brianna1494 27
Are you serious? Don't be a tattletale? A drunk drive can and will kill someone.
ryno101 3
bahahahaha eat shit! YDI for being a retard!
stevenmx86 8
Ydi this.. Pull over and call or you're no better than the other person. Besides, people swerve for reasons other than dui... Seriously "model citizen"...
HeavyMetalViking 0
Look again, the tickets are now diamonds!
buckie123 3
ydi for being a narc
imnotcraZ 0
dued get a blue tooth!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Nobody likes a tattle-tale. You just got ****-slapped by karma.
Kal_tranz 0
Lmfao
raeka 1
pull over THEN call... ydi
bjohnst12 0
tattle tale gets what's coming
ECMchase 0
#4,23 are right just show him the number you just called dummy