Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
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Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in
sunnyray812 42
I hope he was kidding....
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Comments (155)
diving_fml 30
I think your dentist has a great sense of humor
ihpp 22
a joke or not a joke I think id demand he wash his hands in front of me. gloves or no gloves, his hand is all up in your mouth.
Retrokitty 9
Gross BUT they wear gloves. Still not a funny thing to say to someone when you have to stick your fingers in their mouth. They have teeth and can use them.
brittyboo123 35
I really hope you told him to wash his hands before putting them anywhere near your mouth.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Shhiiitt....okay walk yo nasty ass over to that sink and wash them now.and don't forget the gloves afterward
AliSama 17
You know they wear gloves. Right? Sterile ones.
snippit 18
If say it was probably sarcasm to hint for next time to brush your teeth lol
Eminemfan7 6
That's comforting.
worldclassrager 39
I really hope he was trying to make you feel better...
honeymoonroyale 20
Hahaha honesty at its best.