Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
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Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in
sunnyray812 42
I hope he was kidding....
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Comments (155)
BlackPanther19 11
I hope he was joking. If not that is nasty
wingL 11
even if its a joke... its kinda unprofessional... i would have gotten up n left.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Pretty sure he said that in a way to make you think... you know? Some kind of counter
YOLO_SWAG_2013 3
Dentists are supposed to were gloves
Vnzlan_girl 10
wear*
glabberfasted 16
Supposed to? They legally have to.
djPanda 8
I think he was being sarcastic plus I think dentist were gloves
AKAR2521 4
if you didnt walk out right then youre crazy
hi1733 9
Haha sucks to be you !!!
Britterz 12
I wish my dentist said cool stuff. But he only wants to talk when I am stuffed with cotton swabs or his tools are making it impossible for me to talk :(
heycherrxx3 3
People usually brush their teeth in the morning, I think what OP means is that they weren't able to do the second before dentist brush.
jonahwalzer 12
Dentist with humor!!!