Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
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Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in
sunnyray812 42
I hope he was kidding....
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Comments (155)
Tonka2203 7
I've actually heard a joke that goes like that... Odd..
Xaviexis 6
If he was being sincere, yeah, your life sucks. If he was kidding, well, then you deserve it (unless you have a sufficiently severe anxiety disorder or something similar in which case it sucks).
Stellarreality 1
How are people saying that his life sucks...are you serious? You are going to the dentist, BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE YOU GO THAT IS DIGUSTING. You slept all night and let that plaque build up, brushing your teeth takes literally a minute...I mean come on you slob.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Wow Stella. Can you be any more of a jerk than you are now? People forget if they're in a rush. I doubt you're miss perfect.
lulu889x 22
Well, the last part of your comment is invalid, not everyone goes to the dentist first thing in the morning. OP, could have brushed their teeth in the morning. Then was in a rush later in the day and didn't get a chance to rebrush.
sanecatlady 13
I actually read something like this as a joke in a newspaper not long ago. This has got to be made up! And don't dentists normally wear rubber gloves now?
GemmaAnne 10
Eww even with gloves!!! I throw up when he gets close to my mouth no negative votes!??
granparoger 0
This is not true. It's an old joke that has been around for years.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
That's gross and I hope he was joking. On the bright side, unless he has a bladder infection, pee is actually supposed to be sterile!
sarahbevan20 11
FIND A NEW DENTIST ASAP
riashah 14
That's just gross
imKirby 7
I LOVE THIS