Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
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Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in
sunnyray812 42
I hope he was kidding....
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Comments (155)
Breegotcake 14
Thats so nasty. Everyone should wash their hands after using the bathroom. It doesn't matter if he wearing gloved or not.
buttcramp 21
when I read this I actually blurted out "oh fuuuck!" hahahaha oh damn that sucks.. I would have said "okay peace out"
BubbleGrunge 18
Hey at least you're being honest with each other! I mean, I always lie when they ask if I floss religiously.
MasqueradePrince 25
Honesty is the best policy.... Of at least so Iv been told.
Tyyeezyjr 13
I would've jumped right outta that chair lol
j_cat187 20
He's just ******* with you. He actually forgot to wash his hands after taking a dump.
kaoszombie 6
Oh he didn't forget, that butt crust was very deliberately placed under each fingernail.
UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Hahahahaha nice 15
saraitkddh 47
never trusting a dentist again
Jst4kicks 16
and thats when you stand up and say nopee
tranced_ 45
hey come on its tit for tat
StompinOnCrayons 15
At least you've been warned ... ahh confession time DOES have benefits
Sweetpea22 14
OP, he was probably joking with you.