Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
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Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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alwaysalady 0
I'm probably going to get killed for telling the internet this, but don't feel bad. I was so terrified of driving I failed my driving test 5 times. Two of the times I put the car in park and walked back to the DMV and had either my mom or my boyfriend drive my car back. Laugh if you must, I still hate driving and hardly ever do it.
ladylilly25 20
Guess you took that sign a bit too literally...
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User__Name 0
I'm so confused as to how anyone can fail to pass their test in an automatic... All you basically have to do is steer!
Superstar808 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!WTFUCK #1 u pirv asdf
ZeroCSS 0
I'm guessing you're female...
iwadasn 33
You know, it says right beneath the FML that it was submitted by a man.
nuttinick 0
Okay. So I guess you're an asian girl.
MangoTango333 0
i like how the OP's name is actually a location in Africa.
b182link 0
lmao, obviously!
TheEmoSuperman 16
OP is a guy... just saying
NickyK 25
Transsexual?^
ladylilly25 20
Guess you took that sign a bit too literally...
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Well i'm glad because I don't want somebody whose "foot slipped off the break" on the road with me!