Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I received my new e-bike. I could barely afford it but I desperately needed a method of transportation. On my second ride, I splashed through a fresh sidewalk. There was sidewalk in the chain, in the brakes, everywhere. There goes my brand new bike. FML
Today, I bought a new bike from a sporting goods store. I secured the bike in the back seat and slammed the door shut, but I didn't pay close enough attention to the placement of the handlebars. I had to return the bike to pay for the shattered window. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, after spending hundreds of dollars on parts and tools, and hours of research to teach myself how to perform the work, I upgraded my bike. It was also today that I made it 4 blocks from my house on my first ride before I hit a curb and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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lat187 18
Upside: You are okay (and still able to post to FML) Downside: Hundreds of people will still say YDI
TheBelt 19
Forget about the bike, at least you're still safe.
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Comments (30)
KhalidAhmad 12
I'm glad you got out safe. Some British drivers still don't understand that were not in America and we do drive on the left. I hope you can fix your bike.
lyricalservant 21
First time's a charm, they say.
LastResort318 14
It's third times a charm...
ww431 15
YDI if you'd have looked properly it's likely you would have seen the truck and been able to react without crashing!
TallMist 32
Assuming they were not paying attention to the road.
hasooon 24
I know your pain!
bruh21 18
Dude if they are going 15 then let them hit you and sue the shit out of them
Fairyjoshy 13
What on earth makes you think that someone irresponsible enough to drive on the wrong side of the road is responsible enough to go 15 miles per hour?
worldclassrager 41
It's a material possession...no biggie...
rhazisr 7
pretty sure op means a motorbike as apposed to a bicycle as many are wrongly deducing.
TallMist 32
And you can guarantee this how? For all you know, it could be a bicycle.
gome2448 5
Sorry OP, I feel bad. But imagine, this is how many AI's on GTA must feel. ?? fyl
zoelog 10
why was there a wall right there?