Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML
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Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
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dani22097 0
lemme guess... you drank their water
VivaLaCobra22 0
no more burritos for you!
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starlitgrl 0
One word my friend and it is: PEPTOBISMOL :)
OhShuttup 0
I think it's two words.
petrolhead 12
sanitary napkins are widely available :D
sallen0046 4
In all your trotting to the bathroom it never occurred to you to trot off to get something that will settle your stomach? Surely this could have been done before work, during your lunch break, or quietly explained to your boss so you could run out now and get some. You took a vacation to Mexico. You should have not only expected this, but taken steps to avoid it. But you're obviously not the proactive type, since you're here complaining instead of making plans to get home with clean pants. Good luck with that.
vbmg152 19
Unlike the others, I don't think this is related your vacation at all! My whole family has had the same type of illness for a couple of days! We can't seem to shake it and we didn't go anywhere! Hope you feel better!!!
I_like_chicken 0
now that you're fighting the sickness, I'm guessing u shouldn't stay close together because ur giving it to eachother
acuraintegraman 3
well you got there just fine so I'm sure u can get back just fine also
sylphy 0
It takes a while for it to reach that point. OP probably just had shitty timing.
ajoilysos 3
atleast you sent wasting your own toilet paper :)
lawnman2010 0
come on ice cream!!
simlpyh 0
ewwwyy XP
rednecklove 0
i think thats y they tell u not to drink the water in mexico
doofinsmurf 0
Towelie says; "Dont forget to bring a towel!" Ya know, just in case. Oh. And Mexico is nasty, should stay where you have actually clear drinking water.