Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
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Top comments
iShanny 13
Sounds like a win to me! Go home and veg out OP!
michelleJ11 25
Best feeling ever: getting to leave early from work, even if it was your day off.
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Comments (48)
RivetingTaleChap 6
If this is an FML to OP, their average days must be pretty darn awesome.
olpally 33
Wish I was on vacation. Haha. Go home and go back to bed! :D
CoffeeChickBlows 13
How long were you there? Either way that's embarrassing as hell.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Then go home! Relax some more and go to work tomorrow. Problem solved.
tfriend3 15
That's embarrassing, but at least you have the day off, go home and relax OP, this is definitely one of the lighter fmls I've seen lately
CaptMurdock 25
Hey, you get an extra day off. Be happy and have a lazy day OP!
liblob 6
how is this an fml. you get to go home and put your feet up.
thatnucca 36
Is the routine... 10 days into my two weeks vacation I couldn't wait to get back too...
wannabesinger 16
As I was reading this I was afraid OP had been fired while away.
svalaedgren 18
How is this possibly an FML? I'd love it if it happened to me haha.