Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
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Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Damn, I've been looking for those.
bree128 0
happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!
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Comments (198)
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
just pointing out the obvious. if she had an affair why would the guy leave without his jeans on??............. swoosh ...... blown your world wide open. (unless he's still there then u should kick his ass) ((unless she just swapped your jeans that is)) ;)
undefinedpaladin 0
Well as we tend to say in the military(as a joke of course) if Jody is living in the house while you are away; as long as he is paying the bills you should be fine. But truthfully it is something to think about. listen to what response she may have for you as to why they are there. If nothing else it should be entertaining to watch her squirm if she did do something wrong. Yet, try to give her the benefit of the doubt if you feel you find that you trust her. I would watch you personal belongings very carefully from hence forth.
brian45 0
o shit dude.. i need thoughs pants back...
happy_animal_lov 0
... ever heard of boyfriend jeans? they're girls jeans that look just like boys jeans. or were you implying you accedentally stole them?
tiffanyyuriXD 0
did you ever think she bought them for you?!
ninjasaurous 0
Don't be mean to red necks!(x they're interesting(x
Deitz123 2
Maybe she bought you new clothes.
wannbaussiegurl 4
cheating much?
Angel342 3
Maybe she went shopping for you anticipating your return home? They were your size right?
accidentprone3 4
Don't jump to the conclusion that she cheated on you! Maybe she went shopping and thought you needed to restock your closet.