By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies